If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
preferred pronouns: old sport
fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war
when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know
Why talk about friend zones when you can talk about Frozone
you cant blame amanda bynes for acting out, her mother is lost in a hot air balloon, have a heart for christ sake.
Right now, both sides are tending to their dead and injured and Harry is walking through the forest to meet Voldemort. Alone.
swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent